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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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