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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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