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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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