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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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