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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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