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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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