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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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