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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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