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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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