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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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