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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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