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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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