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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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