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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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