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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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