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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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