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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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