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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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