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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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