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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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