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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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