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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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