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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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