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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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