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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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