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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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