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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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