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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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