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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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