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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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