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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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