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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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