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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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