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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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