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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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