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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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