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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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