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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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