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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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