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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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