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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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