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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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