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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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