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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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