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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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