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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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