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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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