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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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