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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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