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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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