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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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