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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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