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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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