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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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