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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Weasley eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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