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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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