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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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