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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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